A Tarzan look-alike wearing nothing but a white towel appeared and gave me a once-over-to see if I was hot enough, maybe?-then opened the front door. Luckily, the sex club, as well as the Vatican-owned apartments, were located in Salustiano, a nice (read: bourgie) area that didn’t seem like it would hold any insane gays.Īfter a few minutes of procrastination, I swallowed my fear and buzzed the Multiclub’s entrance. We ran out of the building after 20 minutes because a guy claiming to be Gloria Estefan’s “background dancer” shoved Diva D, naked, into a locker. The last time I had been in a bathhouse was my senior year of high school, when my friend Diva D and I went to one in Miami.
I tried my best, but don't judge me, if you see a shitty faggy website on my page! Like usual, you can read a review of each gay website by clicking on the magnifying glass.Naturally, when I visited Rome recently, the Multiclub was on my sightseeing list, though I was a little nervous. The hardest part was to rank all these gay sites in each category, since I couldn't do service on my erectile dysfunctioning dick to help me out. The gay adult sites that have potential, but haven't earned their spot on the red carpet yet can be found in my " Hall of Fame".
I also did a bit of research on Google to come up with the safest (HD) gay porn websites that would be worthy of your time manually. I checked what kind of categories and tags gay people searched for and made categories based on the most popular results. Popular straight places like Pornhub, xHamster and XVideos also contain a lot of gay videos to my surprise and are very popular among you cock suckers.
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Just like on ThePornDude, you'll discover a mixture of free and premium gay porn sites. Which safe gay porn sites can I find on your list and how did you rank them? I had to be your cock hero, so I put on my rainbow shirt, inserted a butt plug in my asshole and dyed my hair blonde to get prepared for the hardest thing I've had ever done in life without taking viagra! Watching men bang the shit out of each other's asses for free! It took me months to browse through thousands of gay websites and find the "gems" for you queers out there, but I did it! I had to make the internet great again for gay pornography. Well, since no other dick loving motherfucker was willing to take this job upon him and Google results kept giving my gay fans a big "Fuck You" in the face, when trying to find good gay porn sites, I knew I was the only man for the job. At first, I told you homo's to "Go Fuck Yourself"! I mean, me, "ThePornDude", the ultimate pussy destroying alpha male! The God of straight porn! The role model that your father should have been! The Chuck Norris of the porn industry getting associated with dicks, cocks, schlongs or penises? Fuck no, right? I don't want the bitches to think I became a fucking homosexual!
Since a lot of you faggots saw my straight version "ThePornDude", I kept getting bombarded with requests to make a gay version of it. I know it sounds weird, since sausage fests ain't my thing and I wouldn't even watch gay content, if they would pay me for it.